Writing letters to Santa is a classic holiday tradition and sometimes those letters are pretty hilarious. We collected some of our favorite letters received at Town Center’s “Santa’s Cottage” this past December and have shared them below for your enjoyment. Kids really do say the darnedest things!

You heard the kid, Santa!


“EGGNOG BOURBON”, now we’re talking!


Maybe she’ll settle for a My Little Pony?




Good luck figuring this one out, Santa.


Toys. Imagine that.


A Barbie or a baby brother? Hmm, I wonder which one your parents prefer. 😉


“Surprise Me” – HA!


When Dad writes in … “1966 Mustang that my Misses doesn’t want me to have” … BAHAHAHA!


And, we’ll end the list with one that tugs on your heart strings.